1 00:00:01,519 --> 00:00:02,935 . 2 00:00:02,936 --> 00:00:04,938 [NBC fanfare] 3 00:00:04,972 --> 00:00:07,908 - All right. OK. 4 00:00:08,008 --> 00:00:09,668 I'm outside. 5 00:00:09,735 --> 00:00:11,645 This isn't so bad. 6 00:00:11,678 --> 00:00:13,548 Now I see why squirrels live out here. 7 00:00:13,580 --> 00:00:16,650 - Hey, Mr. Dinkins. My dad says you suck. 8 00:00:16,683 --> 00:00:19,978 - Well, the commercials for your dad's law firm are corny! 9 00:00:21,421 --> 00:00:22,723 You too. 10 00:00:22,724 --> 00:00:24,315 What's that kid even doing outside? 11 00:00:24,316 --> 00:00:25,759 Should be on your phone! 12 00:00:25,826 --> 00:00:27,961 Tonight I'm gonna cut his trampoline. 13 00:00:27,995 --> 00:00:30,255 That's what I'ma do. 14 00:00:30,355 --> 00:00:31,531 Huh. 15 00:00:35,861 --> 00:00:38,705 Oh, hell yeah! 16 00:00:38,772 --> 00:00:40,707 - ? The Fall and Rise ? 17 00:00:40,774 --> 00:00:45,646 ? of Reggie Dinkins ? 18 00:00:45,779 --> 00:00:47,873 - Morning, Rusty. 19 00:00:47,940 --> 00:00:49,416 Who's your friend? 20 00:00:49,483 --> 00:00:52,085 - Oh, this is Jill, my date from last night 21 00:00:52,152 --> 00:00:54,454 and twice this morning. [chuckles] 22 00:00:54,554 --> 00:00:55,884 - Uh. Isn't that wonderful. 23 00:00:55,889 --> 00:00:56,990 - Oh, shoot. 24 00:00:56,991 --> 00:00:59,025 I'm gonna be late for my shift at Newark 25 00:00:59,026 --> 00:01:01,294 and that air traffic's not gonna control itself. 26 00:01:01,295 --> 00:01:04,865 If you find my shoes, just throw 'em away. 27 00:01:04,932 --> 00:01:08,794 So nice to meet you. [chuckles] 28 00:01:08,894 --> 00:01:11,505 - Rusty. My son is here this week. 29 00:01:11,538 --> 00:01:13,307 And I'm sure Jill is lovely- 30 00:01:13,407 --> 00:01:14,675 - Oh, no. She's not. 31 00:01:14,708 --> 00:01:16,009 Her words. 32 00:01:16,010 --> 00:01:17,977 And I always wait until Carmelo leaves for school 33 00:01:17,978 --> 00:01:19,680 before I bring them up. - Them? 34 00:01:19,681 --> 00:01:22,048 - Let's just say TGI Fridays isn't the only place 35 00:01:22,049 --> 00:01:23,684 I crush the apps. [chuckles] 36 00:01:23,750 --> 00:01:26,653 - For real? Rusty? 37 00:01:26,720 --> 00:01:29,356 I once saw that man drop a whole bowl of spaghetti 38 00:01:29,389 --> 00:01:33,260 in the pool, wait for it to get sucked into the filter, 39 00:01:33,327 --> 00:01:36,254 open the filter, and then eat the spaghetti. 40 00:01:36,255 --> 00:01:37,597 - What was I supposed to do? 41 00:01:37,598 --> 00:01:39,528 Just all of a sudden learn how to swim? 42 00:01:39,533 --> 00:01:42,094 Look, Monica, I don't like to kiss and tell, 43 00:01:42,160 --> 00:01:45,372 but Jill and I didn't kiss. 44 00:01:45,472 --> 00:01:47,741 - Well, you do live here, 45 00:01:47,742 --> 00:01:49,258 and you have the right to live your life, 46 00:01:49,259 --> 00:01:52,579 but let's just keep it PG. 47 00:01:52,613 --> 00:01:56,450 - Well, isn't that the pot calling the kettle... 48 00:01:56,516 --> 00:01:57,618 equal. 49 00:01:57,619 --> 00:01:58,584 - And what's that supposed to mean? 50 00:01:58,585 --> 00:01:59,920 - Come on. 51 00:01:59,921 --> 00:02:01,287 We're both single adults with a cell phone. 52 00:02:01,288 --> 00:02:02,556 You get it. - Uh-uh. 53 00:02:02,589 --> 00:02:04,574 We are not the same. 54 00:02:04,608 --> 00:02:06,418 I don't need apps to meet people. 55 00:02:06,451 --> 00:02:09,329 I just go to the wine bar at the mall and, you know, 56 00:02:09,429 --> 00:02:12,232 catch a vibe. - Do they still have wine bars? 57 00:02:12,233 --> 00:02:13,899 I mean, I know they don't have malls. 58 00:02:13,900 --> 00:02:15,334 - Well, I know it's been a minute, 59 00:02:15,335 --> 00:02:17,303 but I wasn't wearing a mask last time I went out, 60 00:02:17,304 --> 00:02:18,605 so it was after COVID... 61 00:02:18,672 --> 00:02:20,807 [chuckles] Or before? 62 00:02:20,874 --> 00:02:23,164 - Yeah, people don't meet in-person anymore. 63 00:02:23,165 --> 00:02:24,610 Come on, let me make you a profile. 64 00:02:24,611 --> 00:02:25,811 OK? I could be your "Hitch." 65 00:02:25,812 --> 00:02:27,781 - So I'm Kevin James? 66 00:02:27,848 --> 00:02:29,750 No, I'm sorry. - OK. 67 00:02:29,783 --> 00:02:31,618 Well, let me know if you need my help. 68 00:02:31,652 --> 00:02:35,555 - Rusty may need the apps, but Mony's still got it. 69 00:02:35,622 --> 00:02:37,441 And maybe tonight, I prove it. 70 00:02:37,474 --> 00:02:40,927 Hit the Tuscan Grape and show all y'all how it's done. 71 00:02:40,928 --> 00:02:42,762 Stella's about to get her groove back. 72 00:02:42,763 --> 00:02:45,332 Hey! [chuckles] 73 00:02:45,432 --> 00:02:47,300 Or a more recent reference. 74 00:02:47,367 --> 00:02:50,454 - Yo, yo, yo! Check this out. 75 00:02:50,455 --> 00:02:52,371 This cat is gonna get me in the Hall of Fame. 76 00:02:52,372 --> 00:02:54,624 - Congratulations, buddy, you deserve it! 77 00:02:54,658 --> 00:02:56,960 - Uh, I need you to say more words. 78 00:02:56,993 --> 00:02:58,628 - This Duck Donovan's cat! 79 00:02:58,662 --> 00:03:00,113 - Your old coach? 80 00:03:00,147 --> 00:03:02,137 - That guy's had a rough couple of years. 81 00:03:02,149 --> 00:03:04,618 - Last year, Jets coach Duck Donovan 82 00:03:04,684 --> 00:03:06,244 was on top of the world. 83 00:03:06,245 --> 00:03:07,853 - With Dinkins in the backfield, 84 00:03:07,854 --> 00:03:10,791 nothing can stop us, literally nothing. 85 00:03:10,924 --> 00:03:12,726 Name one thing. 86 00:03:12,826 --> 00:03:14,696 - Just one year later, Donovan is out 87 00:03:14,795 --> 00:03:17,255 after going 4 and 12 without Dinkins. 88 00:03:17,355 --> 00:03:20,434 Talk about a lame duck... Donovan. 89 00:03:20,534 --> 00:03:22,502 And joining me in Club Divorc�, 90 00:03:22,536 --> 00:03:24,738 recently fired Seton Hall coach 91 00:03:24,805 --> 00:03:26,373 and even more recently fired 92 00:03:26,440 --> 00:03:29,434 Passaic Middle School Coach Duck Donovan. 93 00:03:29,534 --> 00:03:31,912 Talk about a lame duck. 94 00:03:32,012 --> 00:03:33,480 No, I just came up with that. 95 00:03:33,547 --> 00:03:36,041 - Officer, they say I can't bring Namath to work 96 00:03:36,108 --> 00:03:38,043 just because I handle food? 97 00:03:38,110 --> 00:03:40,420 But he's an emotional support cat. 98 00:03:40,520 --> 00:03:42,756 I need him! He's all I have! 99 00:03:42,856 --> 00:03:45,158 - Sir, that's not a reason to call the police. 100 00:03:45,192 --> 00:03:46,726 - I know my rights. 101 00:03:46,793 --> 00:03:48,728 - And he blamed me for all of that! 102 00:03:48,795 --> 00:03:50,464 - And- and that's good? 103 00:03:50,465 --> 00:03:52,398 - Coach loves that cat more than life. 104 00:03:52,399 --> 00:03:54,959 I've seen him pushing it around in a damn stroller! 105 00:03:54,960 --> 00:03:56,903 So I find the cat. 106 00:03:57,003 --> 00:03:59,865 Coach is so happy, he forgives me. 107 00:03:59,898 --> 00:04:03,510 And everyone else is like, yo, that guy forgave you? 108 00:04:03,643 --> 00:04:04,845 We forgive you! 109 00:04:04,878 --> 00:04:06,847 - And then, bam, Hall of Fame. 110 00:04:06,913 --> 00:04:08,281 Bam, broadcasting job. 111 00:04:08,381 --> 00:04:10,242 Bam, they make a movie of your life. 112 00:04:10,308 --> 00:04:12,144 Bam, Pedro Pascal plays me. 113 00:04:12,244 --> 00:04:13,954 And he wants me on set? 114 00:04:14,020 --> 00:04:15,689 And we just click? 115 00:04:15,756 --> 00:04:17,357 OK, I guess. 116 00:04:17,424 --> 00:04:20,360 - It's the perfect plan! 117 00:04:20,361 --> 00:04:22,728 - If anyone can understand what Reggie's going through 118 00:04:22,729 --> 00:04:24,231 right now, it's me. 119 00:04:24,264 --> 00:04:26,967 Footage of the absolute lowest point in my life 120 00:04:27,033 --> 00:04:29,161 was recently... [sighs] 121 00:04:29,227 --> 00:04:30,437 Meme-ified. 122 00:04:32,472 --> 00:04:35,433 Namath isn't a way for Reggie to get into the Hall of Fame. 123 00:04:35,500 --> 00:04:37,778 Namath is the Hall of Fame. 124 00:04:37,779 --> 00:04:40,513 I mean, what, does Reggie truly believe he is going to be able 125 00:04:40,514 --> 00:04:43,216 to find a lone cat in the thousands of acres 126 00:04:43,350 --> 00:04:45,100 that comprise Alpine, New Jersey 127 00:04:45,152 --> 00:04:47,746 and "Big Pussy" Bonpensiero State Park? 128 00:04:47,779 --> 00:04:49,156 Of course not. 129 00:04:49,222 --> 00:04:53,126 But some part of him needs to believe 130 00:04:53,226 --> 00:04:55,462 that no cause is truly lost. 131 00:04:55,562 --> 00:04:59,566 So tonight, we will go and look for the cat. 132 00:04:59,599 --> 00:05:04,437 Tomorrow, we will sit down and confront what that means. 133 00:05:04,504 --> 00:05:08,675 And that is the cake Mother set aside especially for Arthur. 134 00:05:08,775 --> 00:05:11,811 [indistinct chatter] 135 00:05:12,779 --> 00:05:15,816 [phones clicking and pinging] 136 00:05:30,288 --> 00:05:31,364 - Hey, you. 137 00:05:31,464 --> 00:05:33,583 [chuckling] Oh. 138 00:05:37,704 --> 00:05:39,940 - Oh my God, he's dead! 139 00:05:39,973 --> 00:05:42,309 [patrons murmuring] 140 00:05:42,342 --> 00:05:43,410 [body thuds] 141 00:05:43,476 --> 00:05:45,904 No one drink the pinot grigio! 142 00:05:45,971 --> 00:05:48,240 - [gurgling] 143 00:05:48,340 --> 00:05:50,008 [sirens wailing] 144 00:05:50,075 --> 00:05:51,952 Am I about to ask the man that lives 145 00:05:51,985 --> 00:05:55,146 in my ex-husband's basement for dating advice? 146 00:05:56,172 --> 00:05:59,459 - Hey, welcome to Hitch's office, 147 00:05:59,526 --> 00:06:01,428 Kevin James's character. 148 00:06:01,528 --> 00:06:03,830 - OK, you were right. 149 00:06:03,864 --> 00:06:06,900 I got out the game a bit, and the game has changed. 150 00:06:06,967 --> 00:06:08,201 - Mm-hmm. 151 00:06:08,202 --> 00:06:09,902 - So either I embrace the Korean feminist 152 00:06:09,903 --> 00:06:11,805 celibacy movement 4B... 153 00:06:11,838 --> 00:06:14,140 - [speaking Korean] 154 00:06:14,241 --> 00:06:15,709 I'm aware of it. 155 00:06:15,775 --> 00:06:18,645 - Or I can learn, with your help, 156 00:06:18,778 --> 00:06:20,847 how to do the swipey thing with the phone. 157 00:06:20,881 --> 00:06:23,917 - Honestly, Monica, this is a great time to dive back in. 158 00:06:23,918 --> 00:06:26,201 You know, there's a male loneliness epidemic, 159 00:06:26,202 --> 00:06:28,021 so you are gonna clean up. 160 00:06:28,054 --> 00:06:30,674 But be careful 'cause they're also very fragile. 161 00:06:30,707 --> 00:06:33,693 So they may fully snap if you reject them. 162 00:06:33,727 --> 00:06:35,495 [chuckles] Men are in crisis. 163 00:06:35,629 --> 00:06:37,797 [laughs] 164 00:06:37,798 --> 00:06:39,265 The bad part is the scammers, 165 00:06:39,266 --> 00:06:42,460 so don't send anyone any money for a plane ticket. 166 00:06:42,560 --> 00:06:43,770 Always buy it yourself. 167 00:06:43,771 --> 00:06:45,129 That way, if they turn out to be fake, 168 00:06:45,130 --> 00:06:46,221 you get to keep the points. 169 00:06:46,222 --> 00:06:47,407 - Good to know. 170 00:06:47,408 --> 00:06:49,041 - Gosh, there's so much more. You know what? 171 00:06:49,042 --> 00:06:50,676 I'm just gonna leave you a voice note. 172 00:06:50,677 --> 00:06:52,512 Hold on. Monica? 173 00:06:52,545 --> 00:06:54,347 Hi, it's Rusty from the house. 174 00:06:54,381 --> 00:06:56,549 Yeah, if a guy's photo is in his car, 175 00:06:56,616 --> 00:06:57,784 he might live in his car. 176 00:06:57,785 --> 00:06:59,485 - What are you guys talking about? 177 00:06:59,486 --> 00:07:02,856 - We're just trying to find you a new dad. 178 00:07:02,889 --> 00:07:06,376 Or just something casual to bounce on. 179 00:07:06,409 --> 00:07:09,696 - OK, I want my mom to be happy, 180 00:07:09,763 --> 00:07:13,550 and I didn't care when Dad started dating. 181 00:07:13,583 --> 00:07:15,602 I-I mean, I'm not sexist. 182 00:07:17,704 --> 00:07:19,572 But this is Mommy! 183 00:07:19,639 --> 00:07:21,741 OK. Yeah, yeah, cool. 184 00:07:21,808 --> 00:07:23,677 Very cool. - What's very cool? 185 00:07:23,777 --> 00:07:26,071 - Uh, Monica is my Kevin James. 186 00:07:26,104 --> 00:07:28,715 - Oh. You her "Hitch." 187 00:07:28,815 --> 00:07:30,317 Go get it, girl. 188 00:07:30,383 --> 00:07:32,819 - I spent some time on the apps when I was out in LA. 189 00:07:32,820 --> 00:07:34,520 I was on the- the industry one where 190 00:07:34,521 --> 00:07:36,080 Jared Leto matched with himself. 191 00:07:36,081 --> 00:07:37,114 - Any luck? 192 00:07:37,115 --> 00:07:41,461 - I did meet...someone. 193 00:07:44,280 --> 00:07:45,965 - OK. 194 00:07:47,133 --> 00:07:48,793 - Hey, baby. 195 00:07:48,860 --> 00:07:51,037 Tell the camera how we met. 196 00:07:51,104 --> 00:07:52,405 It was mad romantic. 197 00:07:52,505 --> 00:07:55,759 - OK, so I was eating a popsicle in the background 198 00:07:55,792 --> 00:07:57,635 of one of TI's Instagrams. 199 00:07:57,702 --> 00:08:01,206 Reggie saw it, and he told Rusty to find me. 200 00:08:01,272 --> 00:08:02,615 - Love wins. 201 00:08:02,649 --> 00:08:03,750 - All right. 202 00:08:03,783 --> 00:08:06,444 Let's get that profile set up. 203 00:08:08,154 --> 00:08:09,814 Here we go. 204 00:08:09,881 --> 00:08:11,571 OK, so what, are you, like, 6'4"? 205 00:08:11,572 --> 00:08:15,227 - We've been out in the woods of northern New Jersey 206 00:08:15,228 --> 00:08:17,222 for almost six hours now. - Namath! 207 00:08:17,223 --> 00:08:18,897 - So far, Reggie has set out food, 208 00:08:18,898 --> 00:08:20,499 hung catnip, sprayed pheromones, 209 00:08:20,500 --> 00:08:22,168 and now he is just... 210 00:08:22,268 --> 00:08:24,829 - Namath! 211 00:08:24,896 --> 00:08:26,473 Namath! 212 00:08:26,506 --> 00:08:29,042 - Yelling a cat's name into the darkness 213 00:08:29,142 --> 00:08:31,736 like Ahab calling out to Moby Dick. 214 00:08:31,803 --> 00:08:34,005 Come here, you whale! 215 00:08:34,072 --> 00:08:35,315 I haven't read it. 216 00:08:35,382 --> 00:08:39,853 My point is, this is the face of delulu. 217 00:08:39,919 --> 00:08:41,287 - Shh! Shut up! 218 00:08:41,421 --> 00:08:42,847 I hear something. 219 00:08:42,914 --> 00:08:44,324 Namath, come here! 220 00:08:44,391 --> 00:08:46,259 It's working. 221 00:08:46,359 --> 00:08:47,427 [dog barks] 222 00:08:47,494 --> 00:08:49,312 Damn it, it's a dog. 223 00:08:49,345 --> 00:08:50,395 Shoot. 224 00:08:50,397 --> 00:08:52,298 - This one's Namath, too. 225 00:08:52,332 --> 00:08:54,100 - Stupid New Jersey! 226 00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:55,568 Put him with the others! 227 00:08:55,635 --> 00:08:58,096 - Come on. You gotta come with me. 228 00:08:58,196 --> 00:08:59,639 OK, everyone. 229 00:08:59,773 --> 00:09:01,699 No, no, no, you stay here. 230 00:09:01,766 --> 00:09:04,002 Namath! Namaths. 231 00:09:07,024 --> 00:09:08,313 . 232 00:09:08,314 --> 00:09:10,650 - No, I don't want to talk about the cat. 233 00:09:10,717 --> 00:09:12,043 I wanna go find it. - Wait. 234 00:09:12,044 --> 00:09:13,719 Sorry, you're not seriously planning 235 00:09:13,720 --> 00:09:14,787 on going back out there, are you? 236 00:09:14,788 --> 00:09:15,838 After last night? 237 00:09:15,855 --> 00:09:17,957 - Last night was a good start. 238 00:09:18,024 --> 00:09:21,494 Every great cat-finder starts with a few dogs. 239 00:09:21,495 --> 00:09:23,328 That's where the expression comes from! 240 00:09:23,329 --> 00:09:24,889 - But it's a fool's errand! 241 00:09:24,956 --> 00:09:26,791 - I don't even know what that means. 242 00:09:26,858 --> 00:09:28,768 Fools run errands all the time. 243 00:09:28,835 --> 00:09:30,770 That's why Wawa sells sushi. 244 00:09:30,837 --> 00:09:34,199 - Namath is your white whale, right? 245 00:09:34,232 --> 00:09:35,675 A-a lost cause. 246 00:09:35,775 --> 00:09:38,645 So why do you think that might appeal to you so much? 247 00:09:38,711 --> 00:09:40,080 - Hold up. 248 00:09:40,180 --> 00:09:42,530 You think the cat's a metaphor for something? 249 00:09:42,574 --> 00:09:44,175 - Yes. Yes, exactly. 250 00:09:44,176 --> 00:09:46,085 No, you got that way quicker than I planned, but yes. 251 00:09:46,086 --> 00:09:47,754 - No, this is all very literal. 252 00:09:47,821 --> 00:09:49,889 Finding Namath is just a good plan. 253 00:09:49,923 --> 00:09:51,349 So let's go. 254 00:09:51,350 --> 00:09:52,516 - I don't actually need any more footage 255 00:09:52,517 --> 00:09:54,251 of you failing to find a cat, Reggie. 256 00:09:54,252 --> 00:09:56,220 Or of you grabbing a raccoon thinking it is a cat, 257 00:09:56,221 --> 00:09:57,629 or of you panicking and throwing a raccoon at me 258 00:09:57,630 --> 00:09:58,765 while my mouth is open. 259 00:09:58,832 --> 00:10:00,867 - Then I'll just go without you! 260 00:10:00,868 --> 00:10:02,493 But you're gonna miss the moment where 261 00:10:02,494 --> 00:10:05,396 Ahab catches Moby Dick, and the good people 262 00:10:05,430 --> 00:10:09,008 of New Bedford have lamps full of whale oil all winter long. 263 00:10:09,108 --> 00:10:11,778 Yeah, I have read it. 264 00:10:15,048 --> 00:10:16,549 - Hey, you guys, guess what? 265 00:10:16,649 --> 00:10:19,552 I actually found a match! - Hey! 266 00:10:19,652 --> 00:10:21,721 - Ooh, he's Gaston hot. - Mm. 267 00:10:21,754 --> 00:10:23,890 Yum, business Daddy. 268 00:10:23,990 --> 00:10:25,792 - Yeah, his name is Eric. 269 00:10:25,892 --> 00:10:27,794 And, yes, I made sure he was real. 270 00:10:27,795 --> 00:10:30,062 His LinkedIn says that he's a tech recruiter, 271 00:10:30,063 --> 00:10:31,764 and he's been at the same company 272 00:10:31,798 --> 00:10:33,566 for the last five years. 273 00:10:33,633 --> 00:10:35,401 - Mm, nice work, Monica. 274 00:10:35,402 --> 00:10:37,294 - So I had my friend Lindsay at Experian 275 00:10:37,295 --> 00:10:38,897 pull up his credit score. 276 00:10:38,963 --> 00:10:40,406 740. Not bad. 277 00:10:40,407 --> 00:10:42,541 Then I hit up my friend Kim at the water company, 278 00:10:42,542 --> 00:10:46,980 and she said his usage suggests he does live alone. 279 00:10:49,115 --> 00:10:51,551 Yeah, I guess I'm a little nervous. 280 00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:53,753 - Oh. Because you're a virgin? 281 00:10:53,853 --> 00:10:55,922 - What? - She has a damn son! 282 00:10:55,989 --> 00:10:59,884 - No, because I haven't been on a real date in nine years. 283 00:10:59,885 --> 00:11:01,727 And everything I knew no longer applies 284 00:11:01,728 --> 00:11:04,898 because dating is phones now, just like maps and restaurants. 285 00:11:04,899 --> 00:11:06,398 Which is great because I'm going out 286 00:11:06,399 --> 00:11:08,401 with a guy from my phone tonight! 287 00:11:08,468 --> 00:11:10,828 [cheering, laughter] 288 00:11:10,829 --> 00:11:11,837 - Yeah! 289 00:11:11,838 --> 00:11:14,174 - OK, I am a feminist. 290 00:11:14,240 --> 00:11:17,577 I marched. But this is not a woman. 291 00:11:17,644 --> 00:11:19,445 Like I said before, 292 00:11:19,546 --> 00:11:21,381 this is Mommy! 293 00:11:21,382 --> 00:11:23,415 - I did tell Eric to pick me up here, though, 294 00:11:23,416 --> 00:11:24,750 so he doesn't have my home address. 295 00:11:24,751 --> 00:11:26,110 - Smart. 296 00:11:26,111 --> 00:11:28,086 That way, if he's a murderer, only we get killed. 297 00:11:28,087 --> 00:11:30,023 - Mm. 298 00:11:30,089 --> 00:11:32,959 - He's still out there somewhere. 299 00:11:32,992 --> 00:11:34,694 This is delusional. 300 00:11:34,695 --> 00:11:37,187 Not just that he thinks that he's gonna find the cat, 301 00:11:37,188 --> 00:11:38,597 but that he thinks the cat will magically 302 00:11:38,598 --> 00:11:39,866 solve all of his problems. 303 00:11:39,933 --> 00:11:41,134 [phone buzzing] 304 00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:43,236 [sighs] Speak of the devil. 305 00:11:43,269 --> 00:11:45,872 Probably got his head stuck in a beehive. 306 00:11:47,540 --> 00:11:50,877 Um, sorry, I need to take this. 307 00:11:52,445 --> 00:11:53,846 Yes, Dean Edwards, please. 308 00:11:53,947 --> 00:11:57,817 That-that footage of me was leaked illegally, so, I- 309 00:11:57,818 --> 00:11:59,643 OK, well, I think you're an embarrassment 310 00:11:59,644 --> 00:12:01,853 to the University of Maryland. I don't mean that, Cheryl. 311 00:12:01,854 --> 00:12:03,389 Obviously, I don't. I don't. 312 00:12:03,390 --> 00:12:05,624 You are a towering figure in the field of 19th century 313 00:12:05,625 --> 00:12:08,861 South American pornography. I- 314 00:12:08,862 --> 00:12:09,795 OK, well, you know what? 315 00:12:09,796 --> 00:12:11,864 Actually, I quit. Yeah. 316 00:12:11,965 --> 00:12:14,267 Bye-bye! 317 00:12:14,334 --> 00:12:15,902 [sighs] 318 00:12:17,370 --> 00:12:19,172 Reggie! Reggie! 319 00:12:19,272 --> 00:12:20,873 Where are you? 320 00:12:20,974 --> 00:12:22,742 - Arthur Tobin? 321 00:12:22,743 --> 00:12:24,835 - Thank God Monica put that AirTag on you. 322 00:12:24,836 --> 00:12:27,338 OK, we need to find this cat. 323 00:12:27,339 --> 00:12:28,947 - 'Cause this is a very good plan. 324 00:12:28,948 --> 00:12:31,083 - Exactly, and because there's no such thing as lost causes! 325 00:12:31,084 --> 00:12:32,551 - And it's definitely not a metaphor! 326 00:12:32,552 --> 00:12:33,877 - Nope! It is just a good plan 327 00:12:33,878 --> 00:12:35,145 that will get you into the Hall of Fame 328 00:12:35,146 --> 00:12:36,588 and make this a great documentary, 329 00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:38,925 and then Dean Edwards can go [bleep]. 330 00:12:38,926 --> 00:12:41,460 - I don't know where we gonna get a whole bag of them, 331 00:12:41,461 --> 00:12:43,763 but let's do it. [laughs] 332 00:12:43,764 --> 00:12:44,896 - Namath! 333 00:12:44,897 --> 00:12:45,947 - Namath! - Namath! 334 00:12:48,036 --> 00:12:49,368 . 335 00:12:49,369 --> 00:12:51,269 - OK, wish me luck, y'all. [doorbell rings] 336 00:12:51,270 --> 00:12:52,872 Actually, don't. Watch me cook. 337 00:12:52,939 --> 00:12:55,408 - Hey. - [chuckles] 338 00:12:55,508 --> 00:12:58,278 - Monica. Hi. 339 00:12:58,279 --> 00:12:59,836 Well, you weren't kidding about the cameras. 340 00:12:59,837 --> 00:13:01,247 [chuckles, grunts] 341 00:13:01,248 --> 00:13:03,148 Here's something you can't do on the apps- 342 00:13:03,149 --> 00:13:04,751 hug. [sniffs deeply] 343 00:13:04,851 --> 00:13:07,578 Mm, this is what human bodies are meant to smell like, 344 00:13:07,679 --> 00:13:09,322 b-t-dubs. 345 00:13:09,389 --> 00:13:12,025 Deodorant is a scam by big pharma. 346 00:13:12,091 --> 00:13:14,794 - Oh, Eric. Ah. 347 00:13:14,827 --> 00:13:17,380 You're wearing... shorts. 348 00:13:17,447 --> 00:13:19,899 - I work from home, so I rock what I like 349 00:13:19,966 --> 00:13:21,893 to call the body mullet. 350 00:13:21,959 --> 00:13:24,804 Business up top, party down below. 351 00:13:26,773 --> 00:13:29,275 - OK, you need to sleuth the full body. 352 00:13:29,342 --> 00:13:30,977 That's on her. 353 00:13:31,044 --> 00:13:35,073 - Mm, I mean, sometimes weird dudes are good lovers. 354 00:13:35,074 --> 00:13:37,549 I think that's what's going on with Pete Davidson. 355 00:13:37,550 --> 00:13:41,379 - You know, I just realized that this is all 356 00:13:41,412 --> 00:13:43,456 probably too soon for my son. 357 00:13:43,556 --> 00:13:45,483 - Oh, don't be ridiculous! 358 00:13:45,550 --> 00:13:48,953 You two crazy kids have fun. 359 00:13:49,053 --> 00:13:50,763 He's perfect! [chuckles] 360 00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:52,330 I mean, one date with that guy, 361 00:13:52,332 --> 00:13:54,058 and she'll swear off men forever. 362 00:13:54,092 --> 00:13:56,260 [chuckles] 363 00:13:56,294 --> 00:13:58,237 I'm not proud of myself. 364 00:13:58,304 --> 00:14:00,598 - Well, I know this wine bar- 365 00:14:00,665 --> 00:14:04,477 - Oh, we can hit that up after the escape room that I booked. 366 00:14:04,577 --> 00:14:06,913 I know what you're thinking. Don't worry- 367 00:14:06,979 --> 00:14:09,315 it is not timed. - [chuckles] 368 00:14:09,415 --> 00:14:11,843 - Your Cybertruck awaits, m'lady. 369 00:14:11,943 --> 00:14:14,020 - Hey. [chuckles] 370 00:14:14,087 --> 00:14:15,455 - Ooh. 371 00:14:15,456 --> 00:14:16,680 I hope this date goes better than the one 372 00:14:16,681 --> 00:14:18,324 I went on this morning. 373 00:14:18,391 --> 00:14:20,426 - No, you must find poor Namath. 374 00:14:20,460 --> 00:14:22,595 I mean, if he's not in your life, 375 00:14:22,662 --> 00:14:24,689 who will eat you when you die in the tub? 376 00:14:24,789 --> 00:14:27,792 Now, your best bet is to leave out some items of clothing 377 00:14:27,825 --> 00:14:29,469 with a familiar scent. 378 00:14:29,535 --> 00:14:31,129 - Like from the owner? 379 00:14:31,195 --> 00:14:32,839 - Yes, either one of you. 380 00:14:32,905 --> 00:14:35,875 Although cats are very sensitive to power dynamics, 381 00:14:35,942 --> 00:14:38,511 so it should probably be whichever of you 382 00:14:38,611 --> 00:14:41,547 is the more sexually dominant in your relationship. 383 00:14:44,308 --> 00:14:47,145 - I know where Coach gets his dry cleaning done. 384 00:14:47,146 --> 00:14:48,186 - Good plan. 385 00:14:48,187 --> 00:14:49,237 [door bell jingles] 386 00:14:51,874 --> 00:14:53,317 - Can I help you? 387 00:14:53,318 --> 00:14:55,886 - [Jamaican accent] I's Coach Donovan's assistant. 388 00:14:55,887 --> 00:14:57,513 Name's Hubert. 389 00:14:57,547 --> 00:15:01,434 Has him dropped off any dry cleaning lately? 390 00:15:01,501 --> 00:15:04,170 - We agreed beforehand no accents. 391 00:15:04,237 --> 00:15:06,197 - You're doing a accent. 392 00:15:06,297 --> 00:15:08,541 - He, uh, dropped off some stuff yesterday. 393 00:15:08,542 --> 00:15:10,742 - [Jamaican accent] Has de tings gone out? 394 00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:12,712 Bossman changed he mind. 395 00:15:12,779 --> 00:15:14,814 Him don't want it clean no more. 396 00:15:14,881 --> 00:15:16,916 He want them dirty! 397 00:15:18,184 --> 00:15:20,052 - Maybe I should call Mr. Donovan. 398 00:15:20,119 --> 00:15:22,255 - [Jamaican accent] Rass! Him on to us! 399 00:15:22,321 --> 00:15:23,714 Rass! 400 00:15:25,391 --> 00:15:28,161 - So the drone didn't spot any cats, 401 00:15:28,227 --> 00:15:31,255 but it did see this. 402 00:15:31,322 --> 00:15:32,965 - A pink beanbag by a pool? 403 00:15:32,999 --> 00:15:36,769 - That is former New Jersey governor Chris Christie 404 00:15:36,803 --> 00:15:38,020 sunning himself. 405 00:15:38,515 --> 00:15:40,505 [door slams] 406 00:15:40,506 --> 00:15:42,375 - Where is he?! 407 00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:44,577 Come on, tell me. I know he lives here! 408 00:15:44,644 --> 00:15:46,078 - No, I don't! 409 00:15:46,079 --> 00:15:48,246 - What the hell do you want with my clothes, Dinkins? 410 00:15:48,247 --> 00:15:52,018 - Coach, we are trying to help you out. 411 00:15:52,084 --> 00:15:53,619 We're trying to find your cat! 412 00:15:53,653 --> 00:15:55,112 - Do not call me "Coach." 413 00:15:55,113 --> 00:15:56,788 What the hell are you talking about? 414 00:15:56,789 --> 00:15:58,950 You're trying to find this cat? 415 00:15:59,050 --> 00:16:00,560 - Wait, no, but he's missing. 416 00:16:00,660 --> 00:16:03,550 - Do you know how many pets in New Jersey are named Namath? 417 00:16:03,551 --> 00:16:04,930 - Yes, we do. - Absolutely, I know. 418 00:16:04,931 --> 00:16:07,165 - And that thing looks nothing like my Namath. 419 00:16:07,166 --> 00:16:09,719 First off, that is clearly a female cat. 420 00:16:09,785 --> 00:16:12,063 Look at her saucy, stupid mouth! 421 00:16:12,096 --> 00:16:14,574 - Coach, you changed. 422 00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:16,434 - You did this to me! 423 00:16:16,534 --> 00:16:17,610 What do you think? 424 00:16:17,611 --> 00:16:19,211 You think you're gonna rescue my Namath, 425 00:16:19,212 --> 00:16:21,012 and all of a sudden, I'm gonna forgive you 426 00:16:21,013 --> 00:16:22,582 for destroying my life? 427 00:16:22,682 --> 00:16:26,085 Now you got me thinking about life without Namath, 428 00:16:26,185 --> 00:16:27,787 and I hate it! 429 00:16:27,887 --> 00:16:30,248 [crying] 430 00:16:30,281 --> 00:16:32,492 Oh, Lord, please take me first. 431 00:16:32,493 --> 00:16:33,884 You can send me straight to hell, 432 00:16:33,885 --> 00:16:35,411 but take me first! 433 00:16:36,646 --> 00:16:38,915 [crying] 434 00:16:38,916 --> 00:16:40,765 - Come on, it couldn't have been that bad. 435 00:16:40,766 --> 00:16:42,502 I mean, his top half was on point. 436 00:16:42,503 --> 00:16:45,971 - I don't understand any of these clues! 437 00:16:45,972 --> 00:16:47,773 So much math. - That's not part of it. 438 00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:49,976 - Oh, you don't know! Help! 439 00:16:50,042 --> 00:16:51,182 This is all your fault! 440 00:16:51,183 --> 00:16:52,544 Why does this always happen? 441 00:16:52,545 --> 00:16:54,614 - And then I had to call an Uber 442 00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:57,934 because he cut off his thumb in the door of his Cybertruck. 443 00:16:59,185 --> 00:17:01,387 Oh. Ugh. 444 00:17:01,454 --> 00:17:03,144 I think this ice cream is spoiled. 445 00:17:03,147 --> 00:17:04,257 - Ice cream? 446 00:17:04,323 --> 00:17:06,684 No, this is butter. 447 00:17:06,751 --> 00:17:08,694 So you went on one bad date. 448 00:17:08,794 --> 00:17:11,664 - Except now I have to start all over again, 449 00:17:11,764 --> 00:17:15,468 swiping and making sure people are real and getting dressed up 450 00:17:15,534 --> 00:17:17,370 and getting my hopes up. 451 00:17:17,470 --> 00:17:18,738 I don't know how you do it. 452 00:17:18,739 --> 00:17:20,705 - It's harder for you. You have standards. 453 00:17:20,706 --> 00:17:23,174 - Maybe trying to get back in the game is just delusional. 454 00:17:23,175 --> 00:17:25,978 I might as well be in the woods searching for a lost cat. 455 00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:29,582 - Look. As your Alex "Hitch" Hitchens, 456 00:17:29,649 --> 00:17:31,617 I need you to trust the process, OK? 457 00:17:31,684 --> 00:17:33,644 You're not gonna end up alone. 458 00:17:33,645 --> 00:17:36,087 You just might have to lower your standards a little. 459 00:17:36,088 --> 00:17:37,924 Let's take a look at Eric again. 460 00:17:37,990 --> 00:17:40,960 How often do you see somebody's bottom half? 461 00:17:40,961 --> 00:17:42,694 You know, people sit at tables a lot. 462 00:17:42,695 --> 00:17:45,665 - Well, after he hurt himself, 463 00:17:45,765 --> 00:17:47,335 he took off one of his toe shoes 464 00:17:47,336 --> 00:17:49,050 and shook an insurance card out of it. 465 00:17:49,051 --> 00:17:51,704 So... he has insurance. 466 00:17:51,771 --> 00:17:53,072 - Build on that. 467 00:17:54,840 --> 00:17:57,710 - She's going out with that Eric dude again? 468 00:17:57,810 --> 00:18:00,580 Mommy has got to stop listening to Rusty. 469 00:18:00,680 --> 00:18:02,206 [sighs] 470 00:18:03,741 --> 00:18:06,018 And Mommy's special boy 471 00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:07,837 is gonna do something about it. 472 00:18:09,789 --> 00:18:14,352 - I think maybe the cat was a metaphor. 473 00:18:14,418 --> 00:18:16,028 For both of our things. 474 00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:19,056 - It wasn't even the right cat. 475 00:18:19,156 --> 00:18:21,425 It was always a lost cause. 476 00:18:21,525 --> 00:18:23,269 - Like doing "And Just Like That..." 477 00:18:23,336 --> 00:18:26,364 without Samantha. She was the glue. 478 00:18:26,430 --> 00:18:28,858 - So what now? 479 00:18:28,924 --> 00:18:30,935 What's the point? 480 00:18:31,002 --> 00:18:33,379 - OK, hear me out. 481 00:18:33,446 --> 00:18:35,881 Just for the sake of the movie, 482 00:18:35,948 --> 00:18:37,917 what if I start gambling again, 483 00:18:37,984 --> 00:18:39,577 and you go on a bender? 484 00:18:39,677 --> 00:18:41,454 - I mean, 485 00:18:41,520 --> 00:18:45,282 if it's for the film and- 486 00:18:45,383 --> 00:18:46,859 and it's just for one weekend. 487 00:18:46,926 --> 00:18:48,552 - One weekend tops. 488 00:18:48,586 --> 00:18:50,087 [cat meows] 489 00:18:50,187 --> 00:18:52,231 - [gasps] 490 00:18:52,298 --> 00:18:53,966 [cat meows] 491 00:18:56,487 --> 00:18:57,861 . 492 00:18:57,862 --> 00:18:59,805 - OK, I overheard you and Uncle Rusty 493 00:18:59,806 --> 00:19:00,964 talking last night. - What did I tell you 494 00:19:00,965 --> 00:19:01,973 about listening to grown folks' business? 495 00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:03,024 - Jesus don't like it. 496 00:19:03,067 --> 00:19:05,469 But I heard you say that you're not 497 00:19:05,536 --> 00:19:06,904 even as good as Kevin James. 498 00:19:06,971 --> 00:19:08,539 - I had a low moment, OK? 499 00:19:08,572 --> 00:19:10,650 - Well, just watch. 500 00:19:12,251 --> 00:19:13,644 - So I got your autograph. 501 00:19:13,711 --> 00:19:16,555 Maybe you can give me your number. 502 00:19:16,622 --> 00:19:18,616 Oh- - Thank you! 503 00:19:22,153 --> 00:19:23,662 - Wait for it. 504 00:19:28,559 --> 00:19:30,895 - Whew. Sorry I'm late. 505 00:19:30,961 --> 00:19:34,874 [chuckles] The coffee guy took forever. 506 00:19:34,907 --> 00:19:37,610 - Coffee guy tried to give you his number. 507 00:19:37,710 --> 00:19:39,261 [cup thuds] 508 00:19:41,047 --> 00:19:44,016 - Yeah. This is it. 509 00:19:45,551 --> 00:19:47,920 - You don't have to lower your standards. 510 00:19:47,987 --> 00:19:50,556 And you don't need help from Rusty. 511 00:19:50,589 --> 00:19:55,327 You just gotta, y'know, pay attention a little more. 512 00:19:55,394 --> 00:19:57,363 - That last guy was pretty cute. 513 00:19:57,463 --> 00:19:59,131 - I thought you'd say that. 514 00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:01,525 That's why I tracked him down for you. 515 00:20:01,592 --> 00:20:03,882 The same way I tracked down Brina for Reggie, 516 00:20:03,903 --> 00:20:06,097 but with less time in Atlanta nightclubs. 517 00:20:06,163 --> 00:20:08,124 - So, is he single? - Oh, he's single. 518 00:20:08,190 --> 00:20:11,502 And he's an astronaut! - [laughs] 519 00:20:11,503 --> 00:20:13,636 - Unfortunately, he is already back in space. 520 00:20:13,637 --> 00:20:15,281 But it's only for eight years. 521 00:20:15,314 --> 00:20:18,109 - Well, I do know where to find that coffee shop dude. 522 00:20:18,142 --> 00:20:19,710 - Yeah, I checked on him, too. 523 00:20:19,810 --> 00:20:21,120 He is now in prison. 524 00:20:21,187 --> 00:20:22,688 - But for what? [chuckles] 525 00:20:22,788 --> 00:20:24,290 - Mom. - For being sexy? 526 00:20:24,356 --> 00:20:25,406 - Oh, my- 527 00:20:25,458 --> 00:20:26,525 [both giggling] 528 00:20:26,592 --> 00:20:27,885 - I hate this. 529 00:20:27,985 --> 00:20:30,321 - I do still got it. 530 00:20:30,354 --> 00:20:32,231 OK, let's run this back. 531 00:20:33,933 --> 00:20:34,984 [doorbell rings] 532 00:20:36,502 --> 00:20:39,605 - Hello! And here he is, as promised. 533 00:20:39,638 --> 00:20:42,299 - Oh, my God, Namath! Thank you! 534 00:20:42,366 --> 00:20:45,678 Oh, I practice 4B, so this cat is my whole world. 535 00:20:45,744 --> 00:20:46,979 How did you find her? 536 00:20:47,046 --> 00:20:49,096 - There are many reasons a lost cat might 537 00:20:49,140 --> 00:20:51,375 seek shelter in a stranger's home- 538 00:20:51,475 --> 00:20:55,179 escaping a predator, a coming storm, hatred. 539 00:20:55,246 --> 00:20:58,057 Most cat behavior is motivated by hatred. 540 00:20:58,058 --> 00:20:59,457 - People said it was impossible, 541 00:20:59,458 --> 00:21:00,892 but we found the cat. - [gasps] 542 00:21:00,893 --> 00:21:02,293 - Because there are no lost causes. 543 00:21:02,294 --> 00:21:04,195 - It was never a plan, always a metaphor! 544 00:21:04,196 --> 00:21:05,822 - Which means we can do anything. 545 00:21:05,823 --> 00:21:07,813 - We can do anything. I was gonna say that. 546 00:21:07,858 --> 00:21:09,835 - Yeah. Let's go! 547 00:21:09,902 --> 00:21:11,737 - We're invincible! 548 00:21:11,804 --> 00:21:13,794 - I don't get why Monica was grossed out. 549 00:21:13,806 --> 00:21:16,142 I'm on that new all-butter diet. 550 00:21:16,143 --> 00:21:17,909 The neighbor's kid told me about it. 551 00:21:17,910 --> 00:21:19,411 - He believed that? 552 00:21:19,512 --> 00:21:22,281 Oh, my God, what a doofus! 553 00:21:22,348 --> 00:21:24,341 - Wait, what did Noah say? 554 00:21:24,375 --> 00:21:26,552 Ha, ha, ha. OK, he got me. 555 00:21:26,553 --> 00:21:28,153 Tonight, I'm gonna cut his trampoline. 556 00:21:28,154 --> 00:21:29,380 Hmm. 557 00:21:29,446 --> 00:21:32,458 - Good night, everybody! - Good night! 558 00:21:32,508 --> 00:21:37,058 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0